Terrify your righteous foodie friends by sending your kid to school with this Wonderbread Sandwich container. The anti-artisanal design has a certain contrarian appeal. All the better if you load it with a mortadella and roasted pepper panini on ciabatta. A $3 wonder at the original Manhattan foodie gear emporium Broadway Panhandler (where, I might add, my lovely parents bought me just about the best gift of my life: my first set of All-Clad masterchef pots and pans, which I still use every day).
—Hugh
