Loved this piece in the Guardian about the way adults and especially kids get confused over food terms.
Along with much mangling of the word jalapeno and a buschetta here's some of the priceless malapropisms from the mouths of babes according to Guardian readers polled on Twitter:
"laurajgood Emalade = Lemonade
and this beauty
sweetkomal When I was younger, in the supermarket with my dad seeing a whole octopus I yelled out "look at its testicles!"
What are the best and funniest food mistakes your kids (or grown ups) have made?